Costco slowly and menacingly forced those colors, lights and sounds into our brains and straight up in between our eyes, where they eventually settled down and had a family, a bright orange headache family. We housed this family while we decided whether to buy 1800 or 18,000 rolls of toilet paper.
— my friend Tyler on Costco
I TOLD YOU TO TALK TO TYLER ABOUT OUR ADVENTURES IN COSTCO!!!!!!!! SO GLAD THIS CONVO ACTUALLY HAPPENED!